moovok
April 24th, 2004, 01:20 PM
It was finally Halloween, and I had a nice :pumpkin: outside of my house. The sun was :sunshine: and as I woke up, I felt like I was going to :puke: after the night of heavy drinking of :beer: & :oreo: 's.
You see, my girlfriend had dumped me. :bawling: after I cheated on her with her sister. :evil: She found out, and well, :heartbrok: .
Ah well, at first I was :fume: and I felt like I was going to :bash: her, but I decided instead to :dark2: .
Looking over her dead body, I ate a few :chocchip: and drank a bit of :milk: ,made by a :cow_tiny: did you know? Anyway, back to the story!
I went out, washing my hands of the blood, because, well, I didn't want people to think I was a :sheerin: , instead I wanted people to think I was a :halo: , plus if the :cop: 's came round, I needed an alibi, something plausable.
So I went out to the nearest :emp: club, where they sold McDonald :tm: merchandise. But who do I see out on the dance floor, the woman who got my :heart: and :axe: me in two. I was in :shock: !
How could she come back from the dead? Was she revived by :alien: 's? Would nothing kill her? Not even a :phaser: ?
She was flirting with the nearest :zorro: , which made me :frown: . Ah well, I thought, there's always that :woof: I used to go out with, she's up for anything. Especially :chef: in the nude! :rolleyes:
You see, my girlfriend had dumped me. :bawling: after I cheated on her with her sister. :evil: She found out, and well, :heartbrok: .
Ah well, at first I was :fume: and I felt like I was going to :bash: her, but I decided instead to :dark2: .
Looking over her dead body, I ate a few :chocchip: and drank a bit of :milk: ,made by a :cow_tiny: did you know? Anyway, back to the story!
I went out, washing my hands of the blood, because, well, I didn't want people to think I was a :sheerin: , instead I wanted people to think I was a :halo: , plus if the :cop: 's came round, I needed an alibi, something plausable.
So I went out to the nearest :emp: club, where they sold McDonald :tm: merchandise. But who do I see out on the dance floor, the woman who got my :heart: and :axe: me in two. I was in :shock: !
How could she come back from the dead? Was she revived by :alien: 's? Would nothing kill her? Not even a :phaser: ?
She was flirting with the nearest :zorro: , which made me :frown: . Ah well, I thought, there's always that :woof: I used to go out with, she's up for anything. Especially :chef: in the nude! :rolleyes: