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moovok
April 24th, 2004, 01:20 PM
It was finally Halloween, and I had a nice :pumpkin: outside of my house. The sun was :sunshine: and as I woke up, I felt like I was going to :puke: after the night of heavy drinking of :beer: & :oreo: 's.

You see, my girlfriend had dumped me. :bawling: after I cheated on her with her sister. :evil: She found out, and well, :heartbrok: .

Ah well, at first I was :fume: and I felt like I was going to :bash: her, but I decided instead to :dark2: .

Looking over her dead body, I ate a few :chocchip: and drank a bit of :milk: ,made by a :cow_tiny: did you know? Anyway, back to the story!

I went out, washing my hands of the blood, because, well, I didn't want people to think I was a :sheerin: , instead I wanted people to think I was a :halo: , plus if the :cop: 's came round, I needed an alibi, something plausable.

So I went out to the nearest :emp: club, where they sold McDonald :tm: merchandise. But who do I see out on the dance floor, the woman who got my :heart: and :axe: me in two. I was in :shock: !

How could she come back from the dead? Was she revived by :alien: 's? Would nothing kill her? Not even a :phaser: ?

She was flirting with the nearest :zorro: , which made me :frown: . Ah well, I thought, there's always that :woof: I used to go out with, she's up for anything. Especially :chef: in the nude! :rolleyes:

dfalconet
September 16th, 2004, 09:44 AM
Loved this story. Very entertaining. It's nice to be entertained in this otherwise harsh world.

However, I am disillusioned.............I thought your were the nice guy!..............Darlene

moovok
September 16th, 2004, 02:24 PM
Nice guy? You haven't got my book have you. Let's just say, my next book is darker - contains scenes that even I'm shocked at, including child abduction. I'm an evil twisted person, even my RPGers from my RPG know that :)

Darrell Lawrence
September 16th, 2004, 03:41 PM
Oh come now, Mike! You *know* you're the coolest guy around these parts! ;)

General Phoenix
September 17th, 2004, 12:18 AM
Damn - I gotta get that book...

moovok
September 19th, 2004, 05:19 AM
Oh come now, Mike! You *know* you're the coolest guy around these parts! ;)

Nah, I'm just less geekier than you lot :cool:

And yes, my book is for sale from most retailers (online) soon to be in shops soon... :)