Some Fun
 

The following in an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants. And the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey. The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...

Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:

a = poopsie
b = lumpy
c = buttercup
d = gadget
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = fluffy
h = cheeseball
i = chim-chim
j = stinky
k = flunky
l = boobie
m = pinky
n = zippy
o = goober
p = doofus
q = slimy
r = loopy
s = snotty
t = tootie
u = dorkey
v = squeezit
w = oprah
x = skipper
y = dinky
z = zsa-zsa

Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:

a = apple
b = toilet
c = giggle
d = burger
e = girdle
f = barf
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = cootie
j = monkey
k = potty
l = liver
m = banana
n = rhino
o = bubble
p = hamster
q = toad
r = gizzard
s = pizza
t = gerbil
u = chicken
v = pickle
w = chuckle
x = tofu
y = gorilla
z = stinker

Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:

a = head
b = mouth
c = face
d = nose
e = tush
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = butt
l = brain
m = tushie
n = chunks
o = hiney
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = buns
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = kisser
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = brains
z = juice

Thus, for example, my new name is Loopy Applebuns.

I'm Loopy Applenose. Is this a new way to come up with a screen name?

I had to open Notepad just to remember the parts of my name. Anyway, from henceforth, I shall be called Buttercup Bubblefanny. Well, call me moovok or Mike! :D

"Buttercup Bubblefanny"...

Somehow... that just fits you :D

You've never met me and you're saying "Buttercup Bubblefanny" fits me Mister Loopy Applebuns!!! I'll show you Buttercup Bubblefanny :P

I've met you... right here on these forums, Mr. Bubblefanny! :p

"Loopy Cootiebrain"

oh vey....

Buttercup Bananasniffer...

Could be worse, I guess. :)

Loopy Rhinotushie.

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Loopy Bubbletush i like the loopy part hehe

There sure are a lot of "Loopy" people here. :laugh:

Poopsie Applefanny. Go me.

*resumes lurking*