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Originally posted by General Phoenix
That's nice - I like that. 
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If you need some anti-French remarks for your next party, how about these:
It's no surprise the French won't help us get Saddam Hussein out of Iraq. They didn't help us get Germany out of France, either.
Still, it's essential for them to join us in the war against Iraq. They can teach the Iraqis how to surrender.
And why were French streets tree-lined? So the Germans can march in the shade.
How many Frenchmen does it take to defend Paris? No one knows. It's never been tried.
What do you call 100,000 Frenchmen with their hands up? The army.
How many gears does a French tank have? Five, four in reverse and one forward (in case of attack from behind).
FOR SALE: French rifles . . . never fired, only dropped once.
This joke is from the collection at
www.usaone.net/jokenet
(Sorry Frenchies.. I'm not anti-french but you seem to be the only nation not taking anti-you jokes to heart...
Jews did, Blacks did, Americans did, British didn't get it, Russians called me a traitor and when I started making blonde jokes I got flame from some feminist...)
