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January 22nd, 2009, 05:54 PM
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Formerly "Warrior" The Last Starfighter Owner
Join Date: Jun 1999
Location: Rylos
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20 Ways to Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Some one Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds"
7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."
8. Don't use any punctuation
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."
12. Sing Along At The Opera
13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"
18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."
20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity.......
Send This Thread To Someone To Make Them Smile.
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January 22nd, 2009, 09:44 PM
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3DG Forum Moderator
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Location: Ohio
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Re: 20 Ways to Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
Cute. Someone sent me an e-mail just like this years ago but it's been a long time since I read it and I'd forgotten about half of the things on the list.
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January 23rd, 2009, 02:45 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Dublin
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Re: 20 Ways to Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
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17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"
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this one touches my funny bone .. I think I may try it
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January 23rd, 2009, 08:14 AM
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Location: Seattle, WA
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Re: 20 Ways to Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
I think some of these are worth a try at work - thanks 
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January 23rd, 2009, 05:37 PM
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Completely FUBAR!
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Ingleside IL, USA
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Re: 20 Ways to Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
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Originally Posted by Warrior
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."
18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."
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These are all things I have done in the past or will probably do in the future...  
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January 23rd, 2009, 09:31 PM
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3DG Forum Moderator
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Ohio
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Re: 20 Ways to Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
I've always wanted to do the intercom thing but I've never worked in a place that has one.
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January 25th, 2009, 11:01 AM
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Formerly "Warrior" The Last Starfighter Owner
Join Date: Jun 1999
Location: Rylos
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Re: 20 Ways to Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
It is indeed a few years old. I was going through old e-mails and found it. My mom had sent it to me 
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"Some of you may die, but that is a sacrifice I am willing to make." - from Shrek
" If not for TOS, then there would be no Trek movies, TNG, DS9, Voyager or 'Enterprise'. "
"Legends never die... They just get new Captains."
"The art of scape goating interests me." - Dauntless
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January 26th, 2009, 03:46 PM
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Re: 20 Ways to Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
Now these are funny! Too bad I can't use most of em at college. We are all insane there anyway.... and I have a psych class on Wednsday...mwahahahahah
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