May Bizarre Holidays

[Darrell Lawrence]

Holidays are listed in chronological order. These are dedicated to bizarre American holidays.

May 1 is . . . . . Mother Goose Day and Save The Rhino Day

May 2 is . . . . . Fire Day

May 3 is . . . . . Lumpy Rug Day

May 4 is . . . . . National Candied Orange Peel Day

May 5 is . . . . . National Hoagie Day

May 6 is . . . . . Beverage Day

May 7 is . . . . . International Tuba Day, Paste Up Day, and National Roast Leg of Lamb Day

May 8 is . . . . . No Socks Day and Have A Coke Day More Info on Coke

May 9 is . . . . . Lost Sock Memorial Day

May 10 is . . . . Clean Up Your Room Day

May 11 is . . . . Eat What You Want Day and Twilight Zone Day

May 12 is . . . . Limerick Day

May 13 is . . . . Leprechaun Day

May 14 is . . . . National Dance Like A Chicken Day

May 15 is . . . . National Chocolate Chip Day

May 16 is . . . . Wear Purple For Peace Day

May 17 is . . . . Pack Rat Day

May 18 is . . . . International Museum Day and Visit Your Relatives Day

May 19 is . . . . Frog Jumping Jubilee Day

May 20 is . . . . Eliza Doolittle Day

May 21 is . . . . National Memo Day and National Waitresses/Waiters Day

May 22 is . . . . Buy-A-Musical-Instrument Day

May 23 is . . . . Penny Day

May 24 is . . . . National Escargot Day

May 25 is . . . . National Tap Dance Day

May 26 is . . . . Grey Day

May 27 is . . . . Body Painting Arts Festival

May 28 is . . . . National Hamburger Day

May 29 is . . . . End Of The Middle Ages Day

May 30 is . . . . My Bucket's Got A Hole In It Day

May 31 is . . . . National Macaroon Day

[evil_genius_180]

So... we're celebrating National Tap Dance Day today?

Originally Posted by Warrior

May 8 is . . . . . No Socks Day

May 9 is . . . . . Lost Sock Memorial Day

Not that any of this is normal, but that's really bad. Apparently, people took that No Socks Day thing a little too seriously and threw their socks out and then regretted it, so they had to create another holiday, Lost Socks Memorial Day, to deal with the fallout from No Socks Day.