January Holidays, etc.

Sorry Mike. You were out voted 2 to 1, so the misery continues. I know this post is quite early, but it will give you more time to learn how to resist it's allure


JANUARY
January is . . . . National Careers in Cosmetology Month, National Eye Health Care Month, National Fiber Focus Month, National Hobby Month, National Soup Month, Hot Tea Month, Oatmeal Month, Prune Breakfast Month

Skyhawk, Please make your choice. Which ONE will it be this month? (I shouldn't give you a choice since you didn't vote, but I am a nice person at heart.)


January 1 is . . . . .First Foot Day and Z Day (Z Day is a holiday that can be celebrated by letting all those poor unfortunate people with names that start with Z be first in line.)

January 2 is . . . . .Run Up the Flagpole and See if Anybody Salutes It Day

January 3 is . . . . .Festival of Sleep Day

January 4 is . . . . .Trivia Day and Humiliation Day

January 5 is . . . . .Bird Day

January 6 is . . . . .Bean Day

January 7 is . . . . .Old Rock Day

January 8 is . . . . .National Joy Germ Day and Man Watcher's Day

January 9 is . . . . . Play God Day

January 10 is . . . . Peculiar People Day

January 11 is . . . . National Step in a Puddle and Splash Your Friend Day

January 12 is . . . . Feast of Fabulous Wild Men Day

January 13 is . . . . Make Your Dream Come True Day and Blame Someone Else Day

January 14 is . . . . National Dress Up Your Pet Day
January 15 is . . . . Hat Day

January 16 is . . . . Hot and Spicy Food International Day and National Nothing Day

January 17 is . . . . Blessing of the Animals at the Cathedral Day

January 18 is . . . . Winnie the Pooh Day

January 19 is . . . . National Popcorn Day

January 20 is . . . . National Buttercrunch Day

January 21 is . . . . National Hugging Day

January 22 is . . . . National Answer Your Cat's Question Day and National Blonde Brownie Day

January 23 is . . . . National Handwriting Day, National Pie Day, and Measure Your Feet Day

January 24 is . . . . Eskimo Pie Patent Day

January 25 is . . . . Opposite Day

January 26 is . . . . Australia Day

January 27 is . . . . Punch the Clock Day and Thomas Crapper Day (This holiday commemorates Mr. Thomas Crapper, the man who (as the name may suggest) invented the flush toilet.)

January 28 is . . . . National Kazoo Day, Clash Day, Rattle Snake Round-Up Day

January 29 is . . . . National Cornchip Day

January 30 is . . . . Escape Day

January 31 is . . . . National Popcorn Day and Child Labor Day MIKE WRIGHT"S BD!!

[Darrell Lawrence]

...hmmm Got some interesting days in there....

January 31st is my birthday.

[skyhawk223]

Prune breakfast and fiber focus month? Why don't they just combine the two since they have, uh, the same end result... Perhaps rope in Jan 27 as well?
Who makes up these days? First Foot day? Bean day?

Mike Wright,
It is fixed. Hope you have a good time...............Darlene


Skyhawk,
Good grief! I don't think I've ever heard you be cranky before. All my illusions are now shattered. Maybe you should try some prunes and fiber.............Darlene

Heheheh.... Thanks, I didn't expect that.

Hey Skyhawk....


My wife said this to me on the way out this morning, I haven't stopped laughing since...

This bird is basking in the sun today. After a week of cold, snow, rain, etc. a respite is in order. Tomorrow starts another week of storms. Not a fit condition for a falcon.

[Darrell Lawrence]

I wish it'd snow for a few days straight. Nice heavy snow too

I look forward to tomorrow, when I can bean a few people!

[skyhawk223]

Ahhh, Winnie the Pooh day. Good thing I am wearing my Winnie the Pooh jumper to work.
Cranky? Not cranky at all. Just a bit incredulous over the amount of spare time people must have to make up these holidays.
Nice, Mike, nice. I won't forget if you don't...
However, that nun weilding the knife is making me nervous.