Swap Ideas Day

I have been waiting for this day! All you creative types should have some wonderful ideas to swap with each other.

My humbles contribution is:
"The nice thing about standards is that there are so many of them to choose from" :laugh:

[skyhawk223]

Don't eat yellow snow.

Now that sounds like a GOOD idea to me.

Never put the toilet seat down. Putting the seat doen teaches women to be dependent on men and prevents them from becoming empowered and free.

[skyhawk223]

Let the flames begin...

Originally Posted by skyhawk223

Let the flames begin...

Ahem, We women are above all that "flaming stuff" We know who is really in control .........................Darlene

[skyhawk223]

Sadly it's true. Men used to be in control...once....back during the huntering gathering days.

You think so? I seem to remember a senario on a long ago day when my friends and I were returning from a day of riding dinosaurs. We passed by this cave and heard the following conversation.

Man: Me mighty hunter! Bring home dead rabbit for dinner pot. Cook it!

Woman: I wouldn't touch that smelly old thing with a ten foot pole. You brought it in here, you cook it! (loud smack was heard)

Man: Dang it woman! Now take that stone axe out of my head.

Because the woman took the axe out of his head, he decided he was the boss. BTW the loud smack was NOT a kiss.

[p.s. Cargile]

Women have always been in control. The whole Alpha Male thing is a competion between males for the attention of the Females. Female domesticate Males. Females and Domesticated Males raise Civilized Children. Which is why when some females fail to domesticate their men, they are left with Barbarian Children who put a burden on society.

Hmmm. So that's where I went wrong. I didn't squeeze hard enough when I had him under my thumb :thumbdown .............Thanks for the insight .............Darlene

[skyhawk223]

I like that explanation. The women get the blame for a change...

What do you mean for a change...........Ever hear any women driver jokes or blond jokes?

[p.s. Cargile]

Hmm. Well I'm not trying to blame women per se. Responsibility falls where it falls.
But I have noticed that men act different in the presence of women than they do amongst themselves. If a group of us men get together, we act like men, that is to say we act like barbarians. Throw a woman into our mix and suddenly our attitude changes. This is because we know that in order to get the favors of that woman, we need to act in a manner that she approves of. Alone we are brutes. Add a woman and we become more docile.
This is why some men prefer to congregate into clubs that exclude women. We would like to exercise our Constitutional Rights to be free from the subconscious influence of women, and be allowed to act like beer guzzling, sports and porno (and sci-fi, where applicable) watching brutes. The South Carolina military institute, the Citidel, is a prime example of men trying to get away from women in hopes of proving that we men can domesticate or civilize ourselves through disipline without the overimposing influence of women. Just give us a chance dammit! We can do it without you! We can! We really can!

*sigh*
No we can't.
Not without your support.

Very well put! To those of you who subscribe to that last statement.......This is what makes us love you. Of course, the reverse is true too, we also need your support. Nothing is better than a couple who are in balance with each other in this respect. This is from someone who has been there and done that........................Darlene

[Darrell Lawrence]

Well, balance has yet to be achieved in my life...

Darrell,

Don't lose hope. Remember, it's always darkest before.............Daylight savings time.......Mom